Week 1 Recap: The Bench Had the Better Build
The Sailor Scouts had the points to win and benched them like an NPC.
Somewhere in a settings menu, The Sailor Scouts had a build that beats Matalo!. They respecced wrong, lost by 25.5, and benched 56.5 points finding that out.
This Week's Carnage
Final: Rosalina Starlight Brigade 149.0, Full Toretto Alchemist 84.0. less a football game than a cutscene nobody could skip.
Princess peach took it from MasterChief, 154.0–108.0. a result that was over well before the credits rolled.
One Piece George took it from Ultra Instinct Derek, 135.0–96.5. a comfortable, faintly cruel beating — difficulty set to story mode.
Final: Three Sword Style 136.0, Vice City 107.0. solid, unspectacular, the kind of win nobody speedruns a highlight reel of.
Ricci Rizer took it from Colonel Guile, 143.0–115.5. a win built on build diversity rather than any one overpowered carry.
Final: Matalo! 154.0, The Sailor Scouts 128.5. a workmanlike win, nothing more dramatic than clearing a side quest.
Bench Follies
Matalo! started 154.0 and benched 74.0 in week 1, with Christian Watson sitting in the reserve party contributing 31.0 points of pure decoration.
The Standings
One Piece George (W4) are on a win streak that's starting to read like main-character energy. Rosalina Starlight Brigade (L3) and Ricci Rizer (L3) and Full Toretto Alchemist (L4) are one bad week from a rage-quit post in the group chat.
This has been your week 1 recap. Set your lineups accordingly, which is to say: you won't, and we'll respawn next week to point that out.