Week 3 Recap: Full Toretto Alchemist Benched the Winning Build
A party-management error cost more than the final margin — 39.0 points more, to be exact.
Full Toretto Alchemist lost to Princess peach by 21.0 while leaving 60.0 points on the bench — Aaron Rodgers alone beat the final margin. That loss was self-inflicted, notarized, and fully avoidable — a skill issue, specifically a roster-management one.
This Week's Carnage
Final: Three Sword Style 161.0, Ricci Rizer 94.0. the kind of one-shot kill that gets clipped and sent to the group chat unprompted.
Final: One Piece George 162.0, MasterChief 99.0. less a football game than a cutscene nobody could skip.
Princess peach beat Full Toretto Alchemist 118.0–97.0. a win built on build diversity rather than any one overpowered carry.
The Sailor Scouts fell to Colonel Guile, 115.5 to 96.0. a workmanlike win, nothing more dramatic than clearing a side quest.
Final: Vice City 101.5, Rosalina Starlight Brigade 84.0. solid, unspectacular, the kind of win nobody speedruns a highlight reel of.
Matalo! fell to Ultra Instinct Derek, 134.0 to 128.0. closer than the final box score wants to admit.
Bench Follies
Full Toretto Alchemist benched 60.0 points this week against 97.0 started, most of it courtesy of Aaron Rodgers (23.0), who was clearly the better build and got left on the bench anyway. The bench does not care about your gut feeling.
The Standings
One Piece George (W4) are on a win streak that's starting to read like main-character energy. Rosalina Starlight Brigade (L3) and Ricci Rizer (L3) and Full Toretto Alchemist (L4) are one bad week from a rage-quit post in the group chat.
This has been your week 3 recap. Set your lineups accordingly, which is to say: you won't, and we'll respawn next week to point that out.