Week 4 Recap: Skill Issue, Confirmed by the Box Score
Princess peach benched 46.0 more points than the loss even needed.
Somewhere in a settings menu, Princess peach had a build that beats The Sailor Scouts. They respecced wrong, lost by 11.0, and benched 57.0 points finding that out.
This Week's Carnage
Colonel Guile fell to Three Sword Style, 125.0 to 70.0. a final boss fight where the final boss never got a turn.
Final: Ultra Instinct Derek 148.0, Ricci Rizer 94.0. the kind of one-shot kill that gets clipped and sent to the group chat unprompted.
One Piece George beat Full Toretto Alchemist 118.0–83.0. a comfortable, faintly cruel beating — difficulty set to story mode.
Rosalina Starlight Brigade fell to Matalo!, 151.0 to 133.0. solid, unspectacular, the kind of win nobody speedruns a highlight reel of.
The Sailor Scouts beat Princess peach 147.0–136.0. a lead that never quite reached boss-fight-safe.
MasterChief beat Vice City 120.0–118.0. close enough that one bad item build changes the whole result.
Bench Follies
Full Toretto Alchemist started 83.0 and benched 65.0 in week 4, with Aaron Rodgers sitting in the reserve party contributing 23.0 points of pure decoration.
The Standings
One Piece George (W4) would like it noted that this is an arc now, not a fluke. Rosalina Starlight Brigade (L3) and Ricci Rizer (L3) and Full Toretto Alchemist (L4) are stuck on the tutorial boss and would like the record to reflect that the schedule is unfair.
This has been your week 4 recap. Set your lineups accordingly, which is to say: you won't, and we'll respawn next week to point that out.